Ride a horse
Change a tire
Dance the flamenco
Juggle a dozen eggs
Survive a trip over the Niagra Falls in a kayak
Throw a tomato at Lisa Lampanelli
Tell time accurately by looking at the sun's position
Win an argument in Creol French
Perform an orthodox bris
Sing the blues
Eat twelve KFC Double Deckers over the course of a day
Swing from vines to outrace a jeep
Discuss politics with Chris Matthews
Clean oil off of sea animals
Remove a bullet from a fresh wound
Bake a cake in the shape of Buddy “Cake Boss” Valastro
Jump on to a train
Jump off of a train
Reenact his favorite Gary Busey moments
Earn the title of “Champion Carney” at the 2008 International Carney Olympics
Win an argument in Mandarin
Beat the 256th level in a game of Pacman
Excavate dinosaur bones
Shake David Bowie's hand at Bowie's request
Kill a bear
Cook a pizza in the crust of another pizza, which was then cooked into the crust of a third, even larger pizza
Partner with Penn Jillette in a magic duel tag-team event against Chris Angel and David Blair
Compose a three piece concerto
Solve the murder of the Black Dahlia
Lift a car off of a trapped child
Give casting advice to Martin Scorsese
Make a police officer apologize for slowing him down
Uncover a plot by the Pacific Gas & Electric Company to dump illegal toxic waste in residential areas and spearhead the legal attack that exposed and ultimately neutered said power company
Win an argument in Klingon
Cancel class because of a cold
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